June 2, 2014

A Million Ways to Die in the West [2014]



Seth MacFarlane is a divisive pop culture figure — both an undeniable talent and the leading purveyor of fart jokes.

MacFarlane has produced five television series for Fox — one brilliant animated series, two knockoffs of that one, one unwatchable live action sitcom and “Cosmos,” the critically acclaimed space documentary with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

His big band album was nominated for a Grammy. He hosted the Oscars. He directed “Ted” and wrote the lyrics for its best song nominee, “Everybody Needs a Best Friend.”

“A Million Ways to Die in the West” — MacFarlane’s new satire of 1960s Westerns and their macho bullshit — is more ambitious than “Ted” and more coherent than “Family Guy.” It is often hilarious. It mostly works. It is, of course, excessively scatological.

Along with writing (with Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild), directing and producing, MacFarlane also stars as cowardly sheep farmer Albert Stark in Arizona in 1882 — “a terrible place in time” — probably because he can’t help himself. He is the bastard son of Mel Brooks (“Blazing Saddles”), making out with Charlize Theron. He is also quite likeable, probably because he looks like grown-up Peter Brady.

There are fart, piss and cum jokes, because, you know, Seth MacFarlane. There is also a carnival game with runaway slaves as the punchline.

In the middle of all of that, there is a dance number and fancy score (by Joel McNeely) that proves MacFarlane is capable of much more.

The fact that MacFarlane talked Theron (laughing at all of his jokes), Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Neil Patrick Harris (with graphic diarrhea) into this thing is half the fun. Theron derides Seyfried’s big doe-y eyes, which takes balls, because those peepers are two of the most adorable things in Hollywood.



If it matters, Theron dumps boyfriend Neeson, and Seyfriend dumps boyfriend MacFarlane. Seyfried finds Harris, and MacFarlane finds Theron, which pisses off Neeson.

Wes Studi, long-suffering Native American supporting character of Westerns, provides spiritual guidance and a drug-induced trip to MacFarlance’s character. Neither MacFarlane nor Brooks have given Indians any revenge for their genocide. Neither has Tarantino.

Sarah Silverman (who else) provides vaginal humor. She is a prolific prostitute who has never had sex with boyfriend Giovanni Ribisi. She is no Madeline Kahn.

There are four winning cameos, including one by an Academy Award winner that avenges the earlier goof on slavery. They might be the smartest bits in the movie.

d: Seth MacFarlane | imdb.com | trailer | Sex Night | Dance

May 12, 2014

Neighbors [2014]



Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne engage in a hilarious, violent spy vs. spy battle with their new neighbors — Zac Efron, the other Franco (little brother Dave) and Delta Psi Beta. There are parties and pot, and Rogen and Efron mix it up in a most inventive fight scene.

d: Nicholas Stoller | imdb.com | trailer | Robert DeNiro party

January 20, 2014

My favorite movies [2013]



1. The Counselor | Ridley Scott
2. 12 Years a Slave | Steve McQueen
3. The Wolf of Wall Street | Martin Scorsese
4. Blue Jasmine | Woody Allen
5. 20 Feet from Stardom | Morgan Neville
6. Spring Breakers | Harmony Korine
7. This Is the End | Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg
8. American Hustle | David O. Russell
9. The World’s End | Edgar Wright
10. Behind the Candelabra [TV] | Steven Soderbergh

December 21, 2013

American Hustle [2013]



Director David O. Russell convincingly cheats off Martin Scorsese’s paper, Christian Bale channels De Niro and the All-Star cast struts around like they are in “Saturday Night Fever” in a sterling comedy really loosely based on 1970s Abscam scandal.

d: David O. Russell | imdb.com | trailer | He saved my life.
Dry cleaners | He can’t get enough | Science oven

November 24, 2013

Delivery Man [2013]



Canadian director Ken Scott remakes his 2011 independent film “Starbuck” for Vince Vaughn fans on date night. Vaughn plays another recovering fuck-up — one who has fathered 533 children through donations to a fertility clinic. It is a cloying, lame effort.

d: Ken Scott | imdb.com | trailer

November 11, 2013

12 Years a Slave [2013]



Chiwetel Ejiofor plays Solomon Northup, a free black man born in the North and sold into slavery in the South, and he is as painfully brilliant as the beatings he endures. Steve McQueen directs, and he is black, so there is no saccharine — just filmmaking.

d: Steve McQueen | imdb.com | trailer | Charlie Rose
What’d You Say to Pats? | Wesley Morris [Grantland]